To The Little Red Pontiac Behind Me
Riding my bumper is NOT going to make me drive faster. If my driving ten miles an hour OVER the speed limit is not fast enough for you GO AROUND.
If you knew how to drive, you would have already been around me. But, clearly, you DON’T know how to drive, or changing lanes wouldn’t be such an issue for you.
If you had the fortitude to NOT have to hit your breaks at EVER. SINGLE. CURVE. then perhaps you would have been able to go around me when I changed lanes to pass a slower moving vehicle. But you don’t.
So, in a nutshell, you are a bad driver and a coward.
And THAT is why you are now stuck behind the white Honda Element who is going ten miles an hour UNDER the speed limit.
All I can say to you is learn some patience or learn how to drive.
Oh, and also, HA HA!
*Nelson Laugh*