I Think I Have A Facebook Stalker…
There is a guy on Facebook who, for a couple of years now, I haven’t really talked to. In fact, he claims to have no knowledge of the organization that had me adding him to my friends list two years ago (even though the other members of this group are all friends with him, and talk about knowing him…). And now, all of a sudden, any game I play, or anything I join, he joins, too. AND he sends me messages (that I ignore) and Facebook gifts (that I also ignore). In fact, the only thing that keeps me from saying that I DEFINITELY have a stalker is that he doesn’t come and comment on any of my Facebook posts.
And, so, in light of all this on Facebook, I present (with thanks to Pajamafin, who recommended the site to me) Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook. Pretty funny, go check it out.

Glad to know that you have a facebook stalker. It was nice going through your blog. Keep it up the good work.
Then you have a lurker.
heh. I am better with that, strangely enough.